Whilst Eddie’s answers did have to be slightly adjusted due to inappropriate answers - which surprised no one - this comedian delivered big laughs when we walked through what his Christmas entailed.
With fart jokes included, be warned of the answers to follow.
Mistletoe and wine.
Eat as much blue cheese as you want, without worrying about anyone judging you.
Just don't fart after having a blue cheese marathon because you might give yourself a panic attack.
Having the opportunity to set up and run my businesses. And having a positive response from customers and staff alike.
And the Malbec.
By telling a lot of jokes on stage. And through the medium of interpretative contemporary dance to Cyndi Lauper's debut album.
The gift of song on karaoke. I sang all of The Chronic – Dr Dre, to my ex.